Before we start on this, I'm just going to give you a run down of what we've done so far:
General Music Jokes
Woodwind & Brass
And now on to the final post of the series on musical jokes.
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
What happens if you play blues music backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.
How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
Know how to make a million dollars singing jazz?
Start with two million.
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Jazz musicians can't afford light bulbs.
As always, please leave comments, what were your favourite jokes, what didn't you like? Do you know any others?
Thanks for sticking through all these, and if you haven't, then I recommend you do. Musical jokes in general are really funny (although some of them require a level of musical knowledge), and I've picked only the best of the best.
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